serialbabbler (serialbabbler) wrote,
serialbabbler
serialbabbler

Hee hee.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Frank!

  1. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting frank.
  2. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in frank.
  3. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from frank!
  4. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same frank.
  5. It's bad luck to put frank on a bed!
  6. Frankicide is the killing of frank.
  7. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating frank from each salad served in first class!
  8. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for frank, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
  9. Frank is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
  10. Banging your head against frank uses 150 calories an hour.
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At least the airlines aren't serving you on salads anymore. That had to have been unpleasant.